I am a writer, painter and medical adviser who’d much rather be guest bar-tending at Andy Cohen’s Clubhouse. While never a serious drinker, nor reliable drink mixer, for that matter, I’m just simply spellbound by all things Bravo Sur-Reality and Mr. Cohen’s brilliant Real Housewives of All Perdition shows. Though admittedly much younger at heart than in my mirror reflection, I refuse to grow up and remain eclectically in love with music, from the pivotal and alternative, to the classically sublime.